About Cole_tyler42
Yoo, I'm Cole. 16, 6'3", from hawaii. Play and write music. Feel free to drop a message in my inbox.
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Cole_tyler42's favorite FMLs

Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 February 2017 19:00 / United States - Midland

Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML

By WheatiesMan - / Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:52 /

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

By Quendolin / Monday 9 November 2015 14:07 / Germany

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 17 October 2015 13:17 / United States - Gadsden

Today, I was talking to my friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some guy from our school ran up, spat on my shoes and screamed, "I SPEAK SPANISH, STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" and ran away. FML

By marigoldcobain / Wednesday 4 February 2015 23:11 / United States - San Antonio