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Coldsteelstu's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML

By crippy / Tuesday 26 June 2012 05:01 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

By no she wasn't high / Monday 2 December 2013 02:50 / United States - Garland

Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML

By SparkOfJade / Tuesday 13 August 2013 04:07 / United States - Silver Spring

Today, I forgot my key inside my apartment. My boyfriend suggested we ask a neighbor to open it. I explained we don't all have the same key, to which he responded, "Well how come they all have the same doorknobs?" FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 12 August 2013 23:58 / United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

By mydaughterisdisturbed / Monday 12 August 2013 00:58 / United States - Huntingburg