About Cjlerch

Things I hate: - People who are overly optimistic - People who don't respect privacy - People who will do ANYTHING that they want, regardless of others - People without a sense of humor - People who can't take sarcasm - People who aren't grateful for anything, at all, ever (I'm looking at you, Stephen) - People who act stupid because they think it's cute (It's not) - People who annoy others because it's 'fun' - People who think their way is the best way and no other way is good - People in general - Mosquitoes

Fucked!
Cjlerch's FML badges
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja


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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja


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  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I like your style

    You gave a fuck about someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
    84%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
    15%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 fucks on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • 33_badgename

    33_badgedesc
    0%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    14%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    23%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    58%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja


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    77%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%
  • 32_badgename

    32_badgedesc
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
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