About Chrisstachon
Hi. My name is Chris. I'm 20, 5'9" also a hundred percent Polish. Definitely call myself a gamer. I love "House/EDM" music but I listen to pretty much everything. My Steam id Chagonxd(PC gaming Application). kik chris.stachon in case you wanted it. Well if you're still reading this description and want to know more about me send me a message and ask. Or just say "hi", "hey", " hello", or something goofy to make me laugh.
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Chrisstachon's FML badges
  • Beginner

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  • Socialite

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  • Mobility

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Consolation prize

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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    67%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    67%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    14%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    34%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
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Chrisstachon's favorite FMLs
By stillhungry / Saturday 27 June 2015 18:37 / United States - San Francisco
By Idiot says "HIPAA violation" - / Saturday 27 June 2015 01:21 / United States - Roanoke
By tycrist8 / Friday 26 June 2015 23:32 / United States - Lawrence