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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    34%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    104%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    60%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    32%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    12%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Chillycholo's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 November 2008 08:42 / France

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

By justlittleoldme / Wednesday 25 July 2012 21:05 / United States - Sarona

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 18 July 2012 17:00 / United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

By mustachio101 - / Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:30 / United States - Montgomery

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

By Snickers - / Saturday 12 May 2012 04:27 / United States - Los Angeles