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Cassssssssandra's favorite FMLs

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

By Ben-Ben / Thursday 6 November 2008 09:43 / France

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

By itsellie27 - / Tuesday 30 April 2013 22:23 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

By tongue tied / Monday 11 February 2013 08:57 / United States - Meadville

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

By Angry Mob / Friday 1 February 2013 06:09 / Australia - Sydney

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

By Kitten_Love / Monday 28 January 2013 19:52 / France - Paris