About Bryanjamieluke
I'm 19. I'm a mother of a beautiful boy, Bryan. I'm a gamer. Any real woman who likes gaming are not gamer girls. Tagging on that girl part is mostly used for attention-seeking purposes. I actually enjoy the Call of Duty series. I don't care what others think. It doesn't automatically make you "cool" to prefer Battlefield over Call of Duty, either. Xbox all the way. Everything from their controllers to the dashboard gets me hot and steamy. I have piercings. I have one tattoo that says "Bryan." I plan on getting three more. I want an Alien vs. Predator battle on my shoulder, my name in Yautja (Predator) language on my collarbone, and tyrannosaurus footprints going up the right side of my neck. I am a rock/metal person. My favorite bands are: Five Finger Death Punch, Three Days Grace, Puddle of Mudd, Slipknot (Before I Forget), Avenged Sevenfold, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Skillet, Papa Roach, and others.
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