About Breezyblue33
Who, me?I'm like a bird. I don't know where my soul is. I don't know where my home is. All I need for you to know is:I'm Bree. Nobody likes me 'cause I'm 23, and I still act like I'm in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again?Seriously, though, there is nothing else that you need to know about me, so get back to the main FML page already!!!
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Breezyblue33's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 October 2013 16:04 / Canada - Richmond

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

By spiritbeast33 - / Wednesday 11 September 2013 06:17 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

By vrossie_ / Sunday 8 September 2013 05:56 / United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:30 / United States - Smyrna

Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML

By anon - / Monday 9 September 2013 15:15 / United States - Mantua