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Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 February 2011 21:29 / United States

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

By biglady - / Thursday 17 February 2011 07:02 / Canada

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:54 / Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

By howler - / Tuesday 15 February 2011 06:44 / United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

By katybaby - / Thursday 9 December 2010 17:15 / United States