About Brandoneyez1
favorite quote; "If you're not laughing, you're not living." I love reading FML and sharing the misfortunes of every day life. I think it proves we are fallible and can find humor in many situations. The best part of FML is we all have our moments. I'm running low on fucks to give. Feel free to message me. I may have an extra fuck or two stashed away ;) Feel free to message me.
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