About Br00kr
I am nice and sweet. I love animals and I am catholic. if you have something mean you want to say about me say it to my face I am single but don't get your hopes up.
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Br00kr's favorite FMLs

Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML

By OfficeDroneWoman - / Tuesday 23 July 2013 17:16 / United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

By getmeoutofthiscountry - / Friday 19 July 2013 19:06 / United States

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 18 April 2013 23:08 / United States - Oceanside

Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML

By cheated - / Friday 19 July 2013 17:34 / United States - Durham

Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

By hannahisacooler - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:41 / United States - Chino Hills