About Boatkicker

Alright, let's see, time for an update. I used to make smart comments, or funny ones, or ones that were smart and funny. But spending so much time on FML over the past year or two has killed what brain cells I had. Now I just babble. Sucks to be the one reading my comments. I have no sympathy. :D

Fucked!
Boatkicker's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • 32_badgename

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  • 33_badgename

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    1,020%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    310%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    22%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    2%
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By NYCguy - / Wednesday 20 January 2010 03:59 / United States