About Blazeyy101
Friends with anyone. Music i in my blood, i live to hear and know music. I'm open to any conversation excluding sexual content. Want to know something, message me and ask. Kik: piggies97 Snap chat: zoey_wolves
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Blazeyy101's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML

By polebitch49 - / Friday 14 March 2014 20:45 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

By vegas-81 / Monday 10 February 2014 03:39 / France

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

By Unknown / Friday 7 February 2014 14:18 / United States - Lamoni