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Beddington's favorite FMLs

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 02:12 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 January 2013 23:35 / United Kingdom - Somerton

Today, I attended my aunt's open-casket funeral. My sister spent the first quarter of an hour neither grieving nor celebrating her life, but whining that the "cute" clothes my aunt was dressed in could have been handed down to her, instead of being "wasted". FML

By sophietr8 - / Saturday 19 January 2013 20:38 / Netherlands - Ferwoude

Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

By lonely dreams / Tuesday 1 January 2013 17:26 / United States - Reno

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:06 / United States