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Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

By SadDad / Friday 6 March 2009 01:51 / United States

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

By Mr_snuggels / Wednesday 24 December 2014 20:05 / Canada - Toronto

Today, immediately after being informed of the sketchy activities that take place in our store parking lot after dark, I'm handed an orange vest and told to go out there to retrieve carts. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 22 December 2014 07:53 / United States - Mooresville

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 July 2014 17:39 / United States - Cape Coral

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

By possibly fucked - / Sunday 22 June 2014 20:34 / Portugal - Lisbon