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Awesomeforever's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

By Ihatemylife - / Sunday 3 March 2013 12:17 / Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 March 2013 06:22 / United States - Lacey

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

By Rhine - / Sunday 16 December 2012 23:51 / Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 1 March 2013 07:02 / United States - San Jose

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

By Frostbitten - / Wednesday 27 February 2013 03:00 / United States - Freeport