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By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

By you ripped them off ages ago - / Sunday 17 August 2014 06:15 / United Kingdom - Derby
By nerdlette - / Saturday 15 March 2014 19:34 / United States - Newport News