About Aruden
Well I'm 25 years old in the military (Infantry), currently trying to become a cop. Just here to read about everyone's problems in life. Don't practice till you are good at something, practice till you can never get it wrong.
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Aruden's favorite FMLs

Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 July 2016 20:32 /

Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML

By Al - / Monday 13 June 2016 15:37 / Australia - Turramurra