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Artestrife's favorite FMLs

Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML

By JP - / Sunday 8 March 2009 09:14 / United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

By Loser - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:17 / United States

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

By nosestealer - / Sunday 7 July 2013 21:57 / Canada - Brampton

Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 July 2013 14:26 / United States - Chicago

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 2 April 2013 10:30 / United States - Beaumont