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Arrrrrlennie's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 2 December 2014 17:39 / United States - Glendale

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

By not a dick-man - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 17:05 / Canada - Victoria

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 June 2014 23:50 / United States - Parker

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML

By Holyguacamoly - / Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:15 / Iceland

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

By livingamongtheflowers / Thursday 15 May 2014 05:40 / United States