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Alonur's favorite FMLs

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 1 October 2013 16:36 / United States - El Cajon

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse: the fact that I know she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:44 / Canada - Mississauga

Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML

By Fuckup - / Monday 5 August 2013 18:09 / United States - Naples