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Today, my mother gave me a Christmas present for the first time in 15 years: a dog. Her 16-year-old, untrained, mean dog who wears diapers. FML

By Eri_Midori - / Wednesday 25 December 2013 02:57 / United States - San Francisco

Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 30 October 2013 15:58 / United States - Dade City

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

By offuckingcourse / Tuesday 6 August 2013 05:07 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 17 October 2013 22:57 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

By dear god help me. / Wednesday 4 September 2013 22:46 / United States - Ewa Beach