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_goodguy's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

By Noname / Monday 19 January 2009 10:26 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

By you+me-clothes=53>< - / Tuesday 19 November 2013 17:13 / Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

By NOKHAN - / Friday 25 October 2013 17:17 / United States - Durham

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML

By Teiu88 - / Sunday 20 October 2013 14:34 / Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML

By iet_Wyrda - / Friday 4 October 2013 23:00 / France - Verneuil-sur-seine