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Zforya's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML

By RyanJarmanForPresident - / Friday 23 November 2012 09:07 / United States

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

By foreveralone - / Tuesday 13 November 2012 10:23 / Australia - Wollongong

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 10 August 2011 04:31 / United States

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

By mm - / Monday 12 November 2012 17:27 / United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 12 November 2012 06:14 / United States