About Zaros
Mmmmh... que dire ? Mathieu 27 ans cherche la merde à personne car la vie est assez merdique comme ça ! Si vous voulez parler, discuter, manger, regarder un film ou je ne sais quoi venez me voir :)
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Aujourd'hui, nous sommes dimanche. À 5 h 30, il y a deux types de population : ceux qui rentrent d'une soirée alcoolisée et ceux qui se lèvent pour aller travailler. Le problème, et ce qui s'annonce difficile, c'est que je fais partie des deux. VDM

By naze / Sunday 27 April 2014 07:18 / France

Aujourd'hui, le mec qui m'a demandé une pause dans notre relation m'a rappelée. Il voulait que l'on se remette ensemble parce qu'il avait eu le temps de réfléchir. Tu m'étonnes, en quatre ans ! VDM

By Anonyme - / Saturday 26 April 2014 05:21 / France - La Talaudi

Aujourd'hui, mon père est venu me voir et m'a dit très sérieusement : "Mon fils, tu ne m'aimes pas et je ne t'aime pas non plus, mais nous devons parler." Ah, moi je t'aimais bien, papa. VDM

By Caramel_dur - / Friday 25 April 2014 19:48 / France - Rosi

Aujourd'hui, j'ai enfin eu l'occasion de conclure avec la fille qui me fait craquer depuis des mois. Bougies parfumées, lumières tamisées, musique douce, jusqu'aux pétales de rose sur le sol. En entrant, elle a crié et m'a lancé : "Je veux juste baiser comme une salope, pas me marier !" Puis elle est repartie. VDM

By Anonyme - / Wednesday 23 April 2014 09:10 / France - Paris

Aujourd'hui, je travaille dans une association humanitaire en charge d'envoyer des jeunes en chantier pour aider les populations locales défavorisées, en Afrique et en Asie par exemple. Un jeune homme d'une vingtaine d'années m'a demandé s'il pouvait partir en mission à New York. VDM

By Help - / Friday 18 April 2014 05:49 / France - Rouen