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Zskeen's FML badges
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    34%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Zskeen's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

By bye loser - / Monday 20 October 2014 09:28 / Canada - Abbotsford

Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 April 2014 21:51 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

By onepussytwopussy - / Friday 7 March 2014 19:47 / United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - / Monday 3 March 2014 22:35 / United States - Los Angeles