About Xxotakudemonxx
I'm sarcastic, an atheist, and a book lover. I love punk, post-hardcore and some metal music. I skateboard in my free time. I'm on the swimming team so I love to swim. I love anime and manga. I also write in my free time and I love to eat. Life's a bitch so I try to make it through each day without a mental breakdown. Oh, and feel free to message me if you want to start a convo or ask anything.
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Xxotakudemonxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

By someonevexed / Sunday 1 February 2009 19:01 / Germany

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

By lonely otaku - / Wednesday 25 December 2013 07:46 / Canada - North Vancouver

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

By [...] / Thursday 12 December 2013 14:28 / France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 December 2013 20:39 / United States

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

By fuckadaisical - / Friday 6 December 2013 20:23 / United Kingdom - Pontypridd