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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

By leahbeuhh - / Saturday 5 September 2009 13:39 / United Kingdom

Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 June 2014 21:38 / Australia - Granville

Today, I walked a student to an office on the other side of the school. I'm the kind of person who would rather make conversation than endure awkward silence, so I tried to talk to him. He just stared intently at my chest the whole time. FML

By Miss_Whipped / Monday 2 June 2014 17:01 / United States - Arlington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

By creepedasfuck - / Sunday 23 September 2012 16:50 / United States - Limington

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

By Bailyboo - / Thursday 26 January 2012 23:50 / United States