About Whatrwe5
Well...i never been to Disney land...i bet it would be ass though. sometimes when i stare up at the sun...i wish i was as bright...so i could burn peoples corneas... I have this notion that if everyone were to put a bag over their head for a day, we would all make a new friend... I really hate filling out these profile thingys because half of you arent going to read them...so i just sat here...typing this...for nothing... and yes ppl i was actually born on Cinco de Mayo, but im not mexican...although mexican people are pretty cool...
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Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

By Brendan / Saturday 19 February 2011 21:23 / Canada

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

By inthecold - / Saturday 19 February 2011 05:41 / United States

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 19 February 2011 14:51 / Ireland

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

By Cheese4men / Friday 14 May 2010 23:28 / Canada

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

By Username / Saturday 19 February 2011 07:57 / China