About Wellsley_493
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." And what a journey I've had, but through it all my soulmate kept me sane. He is my life, and I would give up everything for him.
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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 26 July 2009 17:00 / France

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

By oh why... - / Friday 20 December 2013 14:51 / United States

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

By OakStake - / Sunday 8 December 2013 22:07 / United States - New York

Today, my mom is convinced that my cat is the reincarnation of Vincent van Gogh. Why? He sleeps under my sunflowers and is a ginger tabby cat. FML

By KatVanGogh - / Monday 26 August 2013 01:16 / United States - Drexel Hill

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 1 July 2013 18:03 / United States - Pleasantville