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Vnzlan_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

By dude / Tuesday 20 January 2009 14:01 / France

Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML

By why / Friday 14 March 2014 23:23 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 6 March 2014 02:09 / United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, it seems to have got to the point where I take fleas off my cat so often that I now have dreams about finding the biggest and most perfect flea. FML

By FMLkoala / Monday 3 March 2014 07:43 / Australia - Auburn

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

By lacy / Saturday 1 March 2014 08:23 / United States - Louisville