About Vasilisauzhasnaj
Soviet weeaboo artist. My favorite things include Dragonball Z, cyberpunk, and about a million other things. +.*• Links! +.*• Instagram: dragonborn_z www.dragonborn-z.tumblr.com www.no-totoro-rious.tumblr.com
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Vasilisauzhasnaj's favorite FMLs

Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML

By Username - / Thursday 17 May 2012 14:37 / Australia

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

By Unhappymothersday / Thursday 17 May 2012 20:41 / United States - Raleigh

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 May 2012 02:35 / United States

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

By ...... - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 22:29 / United States

Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML

By Rebecca - / Monday 21 May 2012 14:11 / United States - Austin