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Valvee92's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

By leem - / Wednesday 27 August 2014 21:21 / Belgium - Zoersel

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

By master baiter / Monday 12 August 2013 17:11 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

By chocochoco / Monday 24 March 2014 03:40 / United States - Auburn

Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML

By lights on forever - / Friday 2 August 2013 20:57 / Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 1 December 2013 06:07 / United States