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Unluckygenius's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

By SteroidPenguin - / Saturday 18 May 2013 22:33 / United States - Clifton

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

By Mr_poole - / Saturday 18 May 2013 20:06 / United States - Castle Rock

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

By Noname / Saturday 17 January 2009 20:40 / United States

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

By more than I wanted to know - / Monday 13 May 2013 19:10 / Italy - San Giustino

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:24 / United States - Pompton Plains