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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Mobility

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  • Checking you out

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    31%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    37%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    56%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    15%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    68%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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Unicornfarts's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

By Randy Savage - / Monday 2 February 2009 16:29 / United States

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said: "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

By only child says fuck you mom - / Sunday 10 April 2016 14:56 / United States - Holly Springs

Today, I went to Costco and the cashier asked me how I was doing so, to be nice, I asked her back. She said, "I'm fucking horrible, I'm working at Costco," nearly making me spit my drink out. FML

By sorkin15 / Thursday 24 March 2016 21:06 / United States - West Palm Beach

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

By humiliated - / Sunday 20 March 2016 11:54 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

By notsoproudfather / Monday 1 February 2016 15:54 / India - Pune