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  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    49%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    15%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
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Tulipluver's favorite FMLs
By Mick - / Friday 20 February 2009 08:29 / United States

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

By ShayisPay101 - / Monday 15 February 2010 18:58 / United States

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

By cupcakemonsteryu / Monday 8 February 2010 05:21 / France

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

By grrrr / Monday 8 February 2010 00:35 / United States