About Topasofmagic
Hi, I'm a girl who suck at giving good arguments and have quite a short temper. I love animals (except for small spiders). I also like the nature, (love) food (sometimes to much), riding, anime and old death metal and rock. Another thing I'm interested in is equal rights. But I'm not a feminist psycho, I'll probably laugh my ass of if someone comes with a good chauvinist joke. Anyway... I'm an atheist with believing parents and at least 10 priests in the family tree, but the thing that irritates me most about it is that most of the believers in the tree are scientists or highly educated, so there we come to what I said in the beginning, they all beat me in my arguments. My username is my dogs birth name(yeah, we got those in Sweden -_-'), whom I dedicated my profile pic to. Just thought it was relevant, maybe not interesting, but relevant! ^_^
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Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML

By Annieisnotokay / Wednesday 17 April 2013 10:20 / United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:42 / United States - Lombard

Today, my English teacher used the word "interpretate" again. This isn't the only mistake she's made though; I've been so frustrated that I've started a list of them. It's over a page long. I'm meant to be learning things from this woman. FML

By Annoyed Student / Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:09 / United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

By WearingSomethingStringy - / Wednesday 10 April 2013 00:02 / United States - Cranston

Today, my friends and I were exchanging stories with one another. I barely got a few sentences in before they started mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggered", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbass hipster". Really now? FML

By nice education you've got there - / Tuesday 9 April 2013 21:04 / United States - Monroe