About Tigerblossom
I like listening to music. My iPod has every type of music. Except for jazz. I love soccer and I play for my college. I used to read all the time but now I've been super busy I actually like school I'm one of my only friends who has a license. I never text and drive and neither should anyone else. I'd rather play laser tag than watch a movie I'm probably the coolest weird person you'll meet
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Tigerblossom's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

By Noname - / Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:57 / United States

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

By tw@ - / Sunday 28 September 2014 15:30 / United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

By Amithatevil / Friday 29 August 2014 12:35 / Japan - Kawasaki

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

By Pandamomma - / Monday 21 July 2014 12:58 / United States - Dunn

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

By Boulette - / Monday 23 June 2014 05:44 / France - Dammartin-en-go?le