About Thursdayxo
Wow, I haven't been on here in a while. I love staying up all night, and I like to try new things real adventurous. I'm a Computer Science major. I just changed from psychology. I enjoy reading these posts and the comments. I love meeting new people and partying, so don't be scared to message me :) Or Kik Ren_Devu My favorite commenter is DocBastard. I'm still on the look out for others
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Thursdayxo's favorite FMLs

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

By MommyProblems - / Sunday 19 January 2014 05:17 / United States

Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 17 January 2014 02:51 / United States - Landenberg

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

By jseid2 / Wednesday 15 January 2014 05:54 / United States - San Leandro

Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 20:09 / Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 11 January 2014 02:25 / United States