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By daddoesn'tknowbest - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 08:49 - France - Paris
For all the people who don't get it, my brother recorded about a minute's worth of silence on his little MP3 player, so he could listen to said recording at full volume. He thought if he listened to this recording of nothingness on a loop at full volume, it would make his earphones act like earplugs, cancelling out any noise made. #8, still laughing at that "I'm sorry? I can't hear you for all this silence blasting in my ears". #22, he's fifteen :