About Tasanasanta
I'm not going to stop typing so anything I say cannot be held against me.So where to begin, this is a description.I am a guy.Hopefully you could tell from my picture, or else I'm in trouble. I bet you aren't even reading at this point, you were just like, "Fuck reading that!This guy is a loser!"Well if you did make it this far then I congratulate you.Too bad I'm not going to stop >=D Get ready to read more.I like hanging with my friends and if you take that literally then sca-rue you. I like listening to music and what not.I guess I'm an intellectual?Although you would probably never tell from the shit I say.I also like making people happy... probably like my favorite thing to do.CRAP!I stopped typing for a second.... I am sad.Well I am going to release you from this description now because you are probably bored as SHIT!Here's a crappy joke for those who made it this far! How does the moon get his hair cut? E-clipse it!HA!Yeah I know that's corny
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Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 December 2010 09:40 / United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

By Nothingonyou / Wednesday 8 September 2010 07:35 / France

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

By anonymous / Saturday 4 September 2010 05:15 / United States

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

By lalalasmiles06 / Saturday 4 September 2010 03:47 /

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

By car - / Saturday 21 August 2010 05:25 / Australia