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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    28%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Summerwind's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

By Nalya / Saturday 27 December 2008 10:26 / France

Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 May 2009 13:21 / United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

By Nick - / Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:20 / United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:39 / United States

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

By Litterbox - / Monday 20 April 2009 02:09 / United States