About Spydermonkii
Me is we. We're a couple. Spyder being me the boyfriend and Monkii being meh the loving girlfriend who in which will be doing most of the posting ;)
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Spydermonkii's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 April 2009 17:55 / United States
By NewDrugs - / Friday 22 February 2013 01:21 / United States - Charlotte
By DogLover - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:59 / United States - Watertown
By james88 - / Monday 7 January 2013 21:39 / United States - Altoona
By Sawarski / Monday 7 January 2013 20:09 / United States