About Sp4de
Hey ya'll, Barry here! I'm a hippopotamus located in the Congo. Being as one of the largest semi-aquatic animals, I have a huge diet I must fulfill so I am privileged enough to be able to eat anything and everything. Hobbies include eating, bathing, and spending time with my hippo compadres. Looking for a hippo girlfriend that isn't a picky eater! Message me for more details, ladies.
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By oh shit - / Sunday 6 July 2014 19:28 / United States - Palatine