About Sollux_captor
...The fuck ii2 thii2 2hiit?
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Sollux_captor's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

By Person - / Sunday 7 June 2009 18:07 / United States

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 4 October 2013 23:36 / United States - San Antonio

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 1 October 2013 20:25 / Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

By anonymous - / Tuesday 1 October 2013 05:36 / United States - Huntington

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 30 September 2013 16:22 / United States - Union