About Snackycake
I like: Anime Music Video games Violence Funny people Sleep Human flesh Food Tiny, fluffy things A good story
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  • Beginner

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

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  • Mobility

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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    15%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    57%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    65%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    25%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    68%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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Snackycake's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 January 2009 05:42 / France

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

By caught out / Saturday 26 April 2014 23:29 / United Kingdom - London

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 7 November 2013 22:21 / United Kingdom - Derry

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 October 2013 17:30 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I discovered my 10 month old is terrified of my laugh. Every time I start to laugh, she screams in terror. It's getting depressing. FML

By easily amused - / Saturday 12 October 2013 05:40 / United States