About Smoldering
I apologize to any grammar nazi that I offend. I am not perfect sorry. But if you are here because you like what comment, I thank you. I also know that I am new to the FML family, I look up to you seasoned pros. I really like FML so please don't hate on the new girl . Thanks :)
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Smoldering's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    26%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    80%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    7%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    64%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    8%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Smoldering's favorite FMLs
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