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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

By douglisk1994 - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 00:07 / United States

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 2 September 2013 20:37 / United States - Mountain Home

Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML

By justash12 / Sunday 25 August 2013 09:13 / United States - Kearny

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

By JustSomeGuy / Tuesday 30 July 2013 03:43 / United States - Bulverde

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 16 March 2012 06:02 / United States