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Setaminata's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

By british_babe - / Saturday 5 October 2013 17:51 / United Kingdom - London

Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

By SerenityJ - / Friday 27 September 2013 20:00 / United States - Mountain View

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck in through her window. FML

By disappointed - / Friday 20 September 2013 16:30 / Canada - Waterloo

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 September 2013 17:32 / Canada - Brantford