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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    70%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Schmohams's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

By Picaresque - / Thursday 26 February 2009 17:57 / United States

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 May 2013 00:40 / United Kingdom - Maybole

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 May 2013 20:17 / United States - Canton

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

By emma_waters23 / Friday 26 April 2013 00:11 / United States - Long Beach

Today, I told my husband that a guy I work with told me that I'm the most beautiful woman he has ever met. My husband replied, "He needs to get out more." FML

By Candycane88 - / Tuesday 26 March 2013 14:12 / United States - Hemet